Monday Madness
THE COMPUTER OFFICE:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks computing,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later.
A place where everybody talks computing,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later.
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either
An art of transmitting information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either
YOUR BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing an office in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
The art of dividing an office in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.