Now THIS is a job!!! Melinda's job talk

You call THIS a job??!! Sitting chatting with people all day!
We got the hint at the start with the joke: How many  psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... but it has to want to change! Nice one, Melinda!
Then we were psychoanalysed (Have I ever written that word before?) on the basis of our M&M colour preferences. I mean to say...
Then a quick change of pace and we were introduced to a person none of us expected; Moonie Ponds extraction; educated under Geoff James; Athlete; Brass Band; Cyclist; Triathlons; dance; footy ump; 6 years of study; homeless (I hope my notes are right!) ; prison (s); Drugs; alcohol; right through to the well adjusted wife/ mother / professional we saw before us last meeting.
Wow! what a life...so far. Welcome to Rotary , Melinda. We look forward to watching what happens next.